Recipe for Malisya con Intriga (with poison toppings)

Ingredients:

1 kilo of rumors

1 kilo of unauthenticated “evidences”

4 tablespoons of baseless allegations

4 tablespoons of news articles based on hearsays

1 piece of anonymous email

50 grams of unconfirmed reports

10 liters of comments

Spicy malicious lies from the devil (as many as you want)

Procedure:

      1. Pour 1 kilo of rumors in a Facebook page. 

      2. Let it simmer for 1 hour.

      3. Add 4 tablespoons of baseless allegations to it.

      4. Then gently pour 1 kilo of unauthenticated “evidences” and let it boil for three days. The longer the better.

      5. Observe that the unauthenticated “evidences” are absorbed by the mixture of rumors and baseless allegations.

      6.  In a separate blog, mix 4 tablespoons of news articles based on hearsays with 50 grams of unconfirmed reports.

      7.  Divide 10 liters of comments into 2 equal parts: 1 for the mixture of rumors and baseless allegations and 1 for the mixture of news articles based on hearsays and unconfirmed reports.

      8. Don’t forget the poison toppings by placing spicy malicious lies from the devil as many as you want.

      9. Lastly, for marketing purposes, attach 1 piece of anonymous email to an online news agency and be ready to receive orders from gluttonous customers.

      10. Best served spicy hot.

Target Market:

      1.      INC destroyers

      2.      INC haters

      3.      Certain ravenous journalists and news agencies who are only concerned about profit and not the truth

Credits to A.E. for the recipe and Kelly Ong for the procedure.

Contact Sher Lock or Benito Affleck for bulk orders.

Note: They accept cash and credit cards. Bank to bank transactions are also available thru the RTC funds.

Bulk orders come with an LBM MASCOT. Be sure to have your anti-diarrhea tabs ready. Place your order as soon as possible as LBM would not be available in the near future as he will be facing the cases filed against him in various parts of the country.

In case you see Benito Affleck, pseudonym for Grace Hernandez, immediately contact the authorities for she has a pending estafa case.

Consider the following warning based on a previous case with Kelly Ong who is showing advanced signs of hallucination and craziness because of taking too much of the recipe above.

Warning:

      1.      Ingestion of the said recipe will blur and dim the mind causing prejudice and biases especially to those with known allergy to the INC.

      2.      More exposure to such recipe will numb one’s sense of fairness and objectivity and may even cause paralysis and death of religious freedom and democracy.

      3.      Individuals affected by the adverse effects of this recipe should consult immediately the facebook pages and blogs of the Iglesia Ni Cristo to know the real truth which will serve as the cure and antidote.

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